Epiphany

I had an epiphany the other day.

I need a boyfriend.

This doesn't seem like a great mind-blowing realization, but for me it's a big deal. After my last boyfriend, I decided I didn't want to date for a while. It turned out that that feeling lingered for a really long time. One time I thought it possible for us to get back together. I just thank whatever ethereal beings were responsible every day that it didn't. I haven't wanted to date for a couple of years, mostly because that relationship sucked so bad that I haven't wanted to bother with it. I was babysitting my boyfriend. He wouldn't leave me alone. Ever. So, I swore off having a relationship or even a date with anyone for the past 2 and a half years. I have falsely lumped all men in the "needy jerk" category.

Now, I'm on the prowl. Actually, I'm passively scouring the men around me to see if any of them are worthy. So far, none of them really are, but there's one that would be an interesting adventure...